Oh wait. This is where I tell you I'm a cookie-holic. Chocolate chip cookies, to be precise. So maybe I shouldn't celebrate, although I will admit that on my drive to work this morning, I stopped at McDonald's and bought two chocolate chip cookies. Warm, soft, not-yet-set chocolate cookies. And ate them while I was driving. Which made a mess. But they gave me napkins. Which didn't stop me from getting chocolate on myself . . .
Did I mention I'm a cookie-holic?
I won't have anymore cookies today. Promise. So you'd better go out and celebrate chocolate chip cookie day for me.